The KWW Times Issue No. 1

The KWW Times Issue No. 1 is a newspaper in the roleplay server "Cycles" with the headline "Local British Boy beat 29 year old Thomas Pirano to death". It read "9-10 year old Phillip Pirrup, nicknamed Pip because everybody hates him, was called a "frenchie" by 29 year old Thomas Pirano, after noticing the boy. The child, who did not like French people, got very disturbed by the name and beat the man to death, many wounds and injuries happened to the man, he was killed due to blunt force trauma. There was a scratch across his chest, which had blood all over it, which the same blood all over his face. The body was split in half "due to an otherworldly laser", The boy also kicked the man in the testicles, and then punched. "His nose was found absolutely shattered, the most brutal murder in Canada's history" described a doctor, 42 year old Phillip Pierce. Other wounds included, many bruises, broken bones that looked snapped in half, and both eyes were black eyes. The british exchange student from South Park, Colorado was flung into a burning house, and is easily noticable due to a brown hat, third and second degree burns all over his body. Witnesses said that the 9-10 year old child gave a "mischevious smirk" and walked away with a balloon on his back. He will be sent to a maximum security prison January 23rd, 2021 if found, the reason why he's being sent to a maximum security adult prison is because, he's too dangerous due to the tragedy he has caused, And this wasn't the first time he has committed a crime. He has committed underage drug use, sniffing a bowl of marijuana, and murder by proxy in the past, and now the United Kindgom is getting a horrible reputation due to the murder." It was about the murder of Thomas Pirano. Phillip "Pip" Pirrip, 9-10 year old boy beat the man to death due to him calling him a "frenchie".